trying to talk to someone you really admire
there is a 500000% chance that dean will say “i love you” to cas
and there is a 99.99999% chance that he will say “man” afterward to make it less gay
and there is a 234567897654323456754% chance that it will still be really gay
remember may 2nd, 1998
the battle of Hogwarts
Bad things ALWAYS happen on Sam’s bday Poor Sam
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. Their is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
My father is going to hear about this.
not a ferret. probably one of the Malfoys
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
Sadly, this will end up confusing the next generation of tumblr users because they don’t know what pinned posts are. It’s tumblarity all over again.