"Ugh basic fake gamer cat. The controller isn’t even plugged in."
i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15
I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did
I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality
a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree
Ants are really strong
Where is this post going?
On people’s dashboards. Don’t ask stupid questions
…And I thought Link liked Mario…
These screenshots of the new Smash Bros. look weird
This is beautiful